A “wonderful” part of being a woman is accidentally smiling while making eye contact with the wrong man and now he is in love and, even worse, insistent that you must be in love as well. No words, deeds or restraining orders will dissuade him from this thought. Fortunately, folks online have taken to screenshotting messages from these sorts of fellows to name and shame them.
We’ve gathered some of the most delusional expectations “nice guys” have had of women. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote the ones that made you roll your eyes the most and be sure to share your thoughts and experiences in the comments section below.
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#1 This Guy Who Thought He Deserved Constant Communication With His Dating App Match Simply Because They Matched… A Few Hours Prior

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#2 This Nice Guy Who Expected Immediate Replies To His Texts And Then Told The Woman He Was Texting He Was Just Trying To Teach Her A Lesson

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#3 Ngvc: “I Sexually Harassed A Woman Who Didn’t Have The Ability To Just Walk Away From Me, And She Isn’t Happy About It. And You Women Say You Want Nice Guys”

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For those who are not in the loop, a “nice guy” isn’t just a fantastically underrated Ryan Gosling movie or a man who is nice, it refers to a very specific subset of romantically unsuccessful men. These men, similar to the ones in these screenshots, have a misguided and frankly entitled belief that if they are just nice to women, they will receive love and attention in return.
Given the fact that humans are not vending machines, this has no bearing on reality, but when this fact rears its head, these men tend to get very angry. It’s also worth noting that “nice guys” are not particularly nice in general, equating some conversation and favors to being a “perfect partner.”
#4 Ngvc “I Am Handsome, Educated And Have Money But Single. What Is The Problem”

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#5 Ngvc: “I’m Also A Little Older And More Mature Than You (No Offense)”

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#6 This Guy Who Mistook A Woman Just Being A Normal Human Being As Romantic Interest And Felt Entitled To A Relationship With Her

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When told that, actually, being nice via text or internet comment doesn’t make someone instantly fall for you, “nice guys” tend to react with anger. First and foremost, this very quickly shreds any last illusion that they are nice at all. This anger at their delusions being dismissed is almost as ridiculous as some of the demands they have of women who wouldn’t look at them twice.
#7 This Classical Music Enthusiast Who Expected A Dm From This Woman After Insulting Her Taste In Music

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#8 Ngvc “I’m Such An Awesome Guy! Why Won’t Girls Date Me”

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