My neighbor put up a “Beware of Dog” sign. He does not have a dog. Just a fat judgemental cat named Gerald.

Moved into my new place, saw the sign on his fence, gave him a wide berth for two weeks assuming there was some kind of unit back there. Finally met him taking out the trash. No dog. Just Gerald, a fat orange cat who sits in the window and watches me get my mail with what I can only describe as contempt.

I tried to win him over because I think hes actually a cute little guy but when I tried to give him catnip he started clawing me. Idk what I did to Gerald but ig ill just have to deal with it…