{"id":36242,"date":"2026-08-10T09:56:01","date_gmt":"2026-08-10T04:56:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/?p=36242"},"modified":"2026-08-10T09:56:01","modified_gmt":"2026-08-10T04:56:01","slug":"when-you-order-a-salmon-avocado-roll-and-the-waitress-hears-seven-avocado-rolls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/?p=36242","title":{"rendered":"When you order a \u201csalmon avocado roll\u201d and the waitress hears \u201cseven avocado rolls\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script>\r\n  atOptions = {\r\n    'key' : '644b717812d811d6a1c1fc5b6ccd6fa6',\r\n    'format' : 'iframe',\r\n    'height' : 90,\r\n    'width' : 728,\r\n    'params' : {}\r\n  };\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script src=\"https:\/\/www.highperformanceformat.com\/644b717812d811d6a1c1fc5b6ccd6fa6\/invoke.js\"><\/script>\r\n<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/mildlyinfuriating\/comments\/1vk5i6x\/when_you_order_a_salmon_avocado_roll_and_the\/\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/preview.redd.it\/rb638fauvfih1.jpeg?width=640&amp;crop=smart&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=5324fc0e349478ca3ac47578b84762bbf5fa36c2\" alt=\"When you order a \u201csalmon avocado roll\u201d and the waitress hears \u201cseven avocado rolls\u201d\" title=\"When you order a \u201csalmon avocado roll\u201d and the waitress hears \u201cseven avocado rolls\u201d\" \/> <\/a> <\/td>\n<td> <!-- SC_OFF --><\/p>\n<div class=\"md\">\n<p>Was actually accused multiple times by the waitress (who is not a native English speaker) that I said I ordered 7 avocado rolls instead of the one salmon avocado roll. Oh and then she told me that it was on camera (as if she was going to prove that I said the wrong thing that way)\u2026<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><!-- SC_ON --> &#032; submitted by &#032; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/user\/_SomeWittyName_\"> \/u\/_SomeWittyName_ <\/a> &#032; to &#032; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/mildlyinfuriating\/\"> r\/mildlyinfuriating <\/a> <br \/> <span><a href=\"https:\/\/i.redd.it\/rb638fauvfih1.jpeg\"><\/a><\/span> &#032; <span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/mildlyinfuriating\/comments\/1vk5i6x\/when_you_order_a_salmon_avocado_roll_and_the\/\">[comments]<\/a><\/span> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<script async=\"async\" data-cfasync=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/pl30214220.effectivecpmnetwork.com\/9ab3d4df8a7e1a6171e16ddbf732cc19\/invoke.js\"><\/script>\r\n<div id=\"container-9ab3d4df8a7e1a6171e16ddbf732cc19\"><\/div>\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was actually accused multiple times by the waitress (who is not a native English speaker) that I said I ordered 7 avocado rolls instead of the one salmon avocado roll. Oh and then she told me that it was on camera (as if she was going to prove that I said the wrong thing that&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":36243,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/preview.redd.it\/rb638fauvfih1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=5324fc0e349478ca3ac47578b84762bbf5fa36c2","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-real-trending-viral-news"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36242\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/36243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}