{"id":35358,"date":"2026-08-09T23:24:35","date_gmt":"2026-08-09T18:24:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/?p=35358"},"modified":"2026-08-09T23:24:35","modified_gmt":"2026-08-09T18:24:35","slug":"kelly-clarkson-jokes-about-her-perfect-boobs-while-narrowly-avoiding-wardrobe-malfunction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/?p=35358","title":{"rendered":"Kelly Clarkson jokes about her &#8216;perfect&#8217; boobs while narrowly avoiding wardrobe malfunction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script>\r\n  atOptions = {\r\n    'key' : '644b717812d811d6a1c1fc5b6ccd6fa6',\r\n    'format' : 'iframe',\r\n    'height' : 90,\r\n    'width' : 728,\r\n    'params' : {}\r\n  };\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script src=\"https:\/\/www.highperformanceformat.com\/644b717812d811d6a1c1fc5b6ccd6fa6\/invoke.js\"><\/script>\r\n<br \/>\n<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pagesix.com\/wp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F3%2F2026%2F08%2F136920471.jpg?quality%3D90%26strip%3Dall\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Kelly Clarkson bragged about her \u201cperfect\u201d boobs after almost giving her fans an eyeful of them.<\/p>\n<p>The singer, 44, made the comment after she very nearly had a wardrobe malfunction during her concert Saturday at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. Clarkson wore high-waist black pants and a sheer cropped blouse with a black bra underneath, and as she was talking to her fans, her shirt lifted up due to a gust of wind onstage.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUh-oh, there\u2019s my boobs,\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/reels\/Db0tc5aAJgd\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">she cracked<\/a> before pulling her shirt down.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey\u2019re too small, they won\u2019t come out, you\u2019re fine,\u201d she continued as the audience laughed. \u201cThey\u2019re perfect, but I mean, they\u2019re just not going anywhere.\u201d<\/p>\n<figure class=\"nyp-slideshow-modal-image wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><figcaption>Kelly Clarkson joked about her \u201cperfect\u201d boobs during her show on Saturday in Las Vegas. <span class=\"credit\">Instagram\/jpasc24<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"nyp-slideshow-modal-image wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><figcaption>The singer almost had a wardrobe malfunction when her sheer cropped blouse lifted up onstage. <span class=\"credit\">Instagram\/jpasc24<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<aside class=\"single__inline-module aligncenter wp-block-nypost-editor-primary-tag\">\n<\/aside>\n<p>She again shared about her breasts, \u201cThey\u2019re perfect.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The \u201cStronger\u201d singer also took note of the date of her concert, Aug. 8, which is the Lion\u2019s Gate Portal. The annual celestial event signifies the alignment between the Sun in Leo, Earth, and the star Sirius, and is celebrated as a powerful time for manifestation.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m gonna be honest with you, somebody was like, \u2018It\u2019s the Lion\u2019s Gate Portal. It\u2019s 8-8, there\u2019s so much energy out, don\u2019t speak negatively,&#8217;\u201d she shared. \u201cRight when I made a self-deprecating joke, I\u2019m like, \u2018Just kidding, universe, my boobs are awesome!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<figure class=\"nyp-slideshow-modal-image wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><figcaption>The \u201cAmerican Idol\u201d winner laughed and cracked that her boobs were \u201csmall,\u201d so they wouldn\u2019t pop out of her bra. <span class=\"credit\">Instagram\/jpasc24<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"nyp-slideshow-modal-image wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><figcaption>\u201cThey\u2019re perfect,\u201d she added of her breasts. <span class=\"credit\">Instagram\/jpasc24<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div class=\"single__inline-module inline-module inline-module--newsletter aligncenter inline-module--nypostbusinessunit aligncenter wp-block-nypost-editor-newsletter\" data-source-unit=\"Inline Newsletter Module Page Six Daily\">\n<div class=\"inline-module__inner\">\n<div class=\"inline-module__title-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"inline-module__unsubmitted-title-wrapper\">\n<h3 class=\"inline-module__title headline headline--combo-sm-md\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tWant more celebrity and pop culture news?\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\n<p class=\"inline-module__cta\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tStart your day with Page Six Daily.\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><h3 class=\"inline-module__title headline headline--combo-sm-md\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\tThanks for signing up!\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>This isn\u2019t the first time the \u201cAmerican Idol\u201d champ has been candid with her fans during her Vegas residency. Last month, she <a href=\"https:\/\/pagesix.com\/2026\/07\/20\/celebrity-news\/kelly-clarkson-feared-she-had-explosive-diarrhea-parasite-after-mid-show-bathroom-trip\/\">shared a \u201cTMI\u201d confession<\/a>, telling them she feared she had cyclospora \u2014 the\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2026\/07\/14\/health\/should-you-stop-eating-salad-because-of-explosive-diarrhea-parasite\/\">lettuce-linked parasite<\/a> \u2014 after experiencing bathroom issues.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t know what\u2019s wrong with me,\u201d she spilled. \u201cI don\u2019t know if I\u2019ve got that thing where people eat lettuce and s\u2013t. I don\u2019t know what the f\u2013k.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut last night during the show, I was like, \u2018Oh my God. Jesus,\u2019\u201d she continued. \u201cI get back to my room, and I have never been so happy there is not a man in the room because he for sure would never make sweet love to this again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Clarkson\u2019s Vegas residency, \u201cStudio Sessions,\u201d runs until Aug. 15.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"nyp-slideshow-modal-image wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><figcaption>This isn\u2019t the first time the mother of two (pictured above in May 2025) has candidly spoken about her breasts. Back in November, she shared that a manager once told her to get a boob job.  <span class=\"credit\">Getty Images<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"nyp-slideshow-modal-image wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><figcaption>Clarkson (seen above in July 2025) said she replied, \u201cI\u2019m fine with my itty-bitty titties!\u201d <span class=\"credit\">Getty Images for Live Nation Las Vegas<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Back in November, Clarkson spoke about her boobs onstage when she again <a href=\"https:\/\/pagesix.com\/2025\/11\/10\/entertainment\/kelly-clarkson-had-savage-response-to-d-k-manager-who-told-her-to-get-boob-job\/\">narrowly avoided a wardrobe malfunction<\/a> while sporting a plunging jumpsuit.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI had some d\u2013k manager one time tell me to get a boob job,\u201d she recalled.<\/p>\n<p>She revealed that she spicily responded, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you get a d\u2013k job!? I\u2019m fine with my itty-bitty titties! Get out of here. Driving your big ol\u2019 car \u2014 making up for it.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Grammy winner added, \u201cDo you! Don\u2019t make me do you, you know? \u2026 I like my itty-bitty titties. They\u2019ve served me well.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/www.instagram.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/><script async=\"async\" data-cfasync=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/pl30214220.effectivecpmnetwork.com\/9ab3d4df8a7e1a6171e16ddbf732cc19\/invoke.js\"><\/script>\r\n<div id=\"container-9ab3d4df8a7e1a6171e16ddbf732cc19\"><\/div>\r\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kelly Clarkson bragged about her \u201cperfect\u201d boobs after almost giving her fans an eyeful of them. The singer, 44, made the comment after she very nearly had a wardrobe malfunction during her concert Saturday at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. 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