{"id":32121,"date":"2026-08-08T09:05:31","date_gmt":"2026-08-08T04:05:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/?p=32121"},"modified":"2026-08-08T09:05:31","modified_gmt":"2026-08-08T04:05:31","slug":"the-stupidest-fucking-thing-my-brother-ever-did","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/?p=32121","title":{"rendered":"The stupidest fucking thing my brother ever did"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script>\r\n  atOptions = {\r\n    'key' : '644b717812d811d6a1c1fc5b6ccd6fa6',\r\n    'format' : 'iframe',\r\n    'height' : 90,\r\n    'width' : 728,\r\n    'params' : {}\r\n  };\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script src=\"https:\/\/www.highperformanceformat.com\/644b717812d811d6a1c1fc5b6ccd6fa6\/invoke.js\"><\/script>\r\n<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/GirlDinnerDiaries\/comments\/1viimca\/the_stupidest_fucking_thing_my_brother_ever_did\/\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/preview.redd.it\/kgfkqo46y1ih1.jpeg?width=640&amp;crop=smart&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=571f7983f749f5d3b434916f9bb7ec86c7e27c6f\" alt=\"The stupidest fucking thing my brother ever did\" title=\"The stupidest fucking thing my brother ever did\" \/> <\/a> <\/td>\n<td> <!-- SC_OFF --><\/p>\n<div class=\"md\">\n<p>was die two years ago. Just absolutely fucked. He was in his early thirties. He had his entire life ahead of him. His daughter was six months old. He was fitter than I am, funny and mean and smart <\/p>\n<p>What do you mean I have to face the continual rising tide of fascism without him sending me a meme of Elon Musk wearing a cowboy hat backward on fb messenger at 1 AM<\/p>\n<p>Who is going to make my birthday cake every year for the rest of my life<\/p>\n<p>Who is going to drive me to the airport<\/p>\n<p>Who is going to tell our dad that he can\u2019t do the shit he keeps trying to do like he\u2019s 35 instead of 75<\/p>\n<p>Who\u2019s going to question why I didn\u2019t just do it his better way instead of being a bitch about it<\/p>\n<p>Who\u2019s going to keep my ass humble <\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s just so stupid. So unbelievably dumb. I can\u2019t believe I\u2019m going to have to live the rest of my life without him and get to see his daughter grow up when he won\u2019t and not even get to eat a meal he cooked ever again or quote The Simpsons with him or take a selfie or help him move or all the other million little tiny things we were supposed to do for the next sixty years. <\/p>\n<p>Philadelphia and sweet potato rolls.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><!-- SC_ON --> &#032; submitted by &#032; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/user\/Aiglamene9\"> \/u\/Aiglamene9 <\/a> &#032; to &#032; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/GirlDinnerDiaries\/\"> r\/GirlDinnerDiaries <\/a> <br \/> <span><a href=\"https:\/\/i.redd.it\/kgfkqo46y1ih1.jpeg\"><\/a><\/span> &#032; <span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/GirlDinnerDiaries\/comments\/1viimca\/the_stupidest_fucking_thing_my_brother_ever_did\/\">[comments]<\/a><\/span> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<script async=\"async\" data-cfasync=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/pl30214220.effectivecpmnetwork.com\/9ab3d4df8a7e1a6171e16ddbf732cc19\/invoke.js\"><\/script>\r\n<div id=\"container-9ab3d4df8a7e1a6171e16ddbf732cc19\"><\/div>\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>was die two years ago. Just absolutely fucked. He was in his early thirties. He had his entire life ahead of him. His daughter was six months old. He was fitter than I am, funny and mean and smart What do you mean I have to face the continual rising tide of fascism without him&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":32122,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/preview.redd.it\/kgfkqo46y1ih1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=571f7983f749f5d3b434916f9bb7ec86c7e27c6f","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-real-trending-viral-news"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32121\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/32122"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}