{"id":26818,"date":"2026-08-04T03:36:45","date_gmt":"2026-08-03T22:36:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/?p=26818"},"modified":"2026-08-04T03:36:45","modified_gmt":"2026-08-03T22:36:45","slug":"a-bag-of-pee-went-crowd-surfing-at-lollapalooza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/?p=26818","title":{"rendered":"A Bag of Pee Went Crowd Surfing at Lollapalooza"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script>\r\n  atOptions = {\r\n    'key' : '644b717812d811d6a1c1fc5b6ccd6fa6',\r\n    'format' : 'iframe',\r\n    'height' : 90,\r\n    'width' : 728,\r\n    'params' : {}\r\n  };\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script src=\"https:\/\/www.highperformanceformat.com\/644b717812d811d6a1c1fc5b6ccd6fa6\/invoke.js\"><\/script>\r\n<br \/>\n<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/consequence.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Lollapalooza-pee.jpeg?quality=80\" \/><\/p>\n<div xmlns:default=\"https:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" data-id=\"1615725\" data-title=\"A Bag of Pee Went Crowd Surfing at Lollapalooza\" data-url=\"https:\/\/consequence.net\/2026\/08\/lollapalooza-bag-of-pee\/\" data-page=\"1\" data-pages=\"1\">\n<p>You really didn\u2019t think we were going to make it through Lollapalooza without a urine story, did you? As we\u2019ve <a href=\"https:\/\/consequence.net\/2026\/06\/olivia-rodrigo-smelled-fans-diapers-front-row\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">learned<\/a> from Olivia Rodrigo (who<a href=\"https:\/\/consequence.net\/2026\/07\/olivia-rodrigo-smashing-pumpkins-lollapalooza\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> joined Billy Corgan as a surprise guest<\/a> during The Smashing Pumpkins\u2019 Friday night headlining set), there is a type of festival attendee who will camp at the rail no matter the comfort cost: some resort to wearing diapers; others, apparently, pee in a bag, plop it into a box, and excavate it by passing it backward through the crowd. I guess it\u2019s better than actually going on the grounds themselves, but there definitely has to be a better solution out there.<\/p>\n<p>Elsewhere at Lollapalooza 2026, <a href=\"https:\/\/consequence.net\/2026\/08\/charli-xcxs-lollapalooza-set-made-me-think-there-might-be-a-god\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Charli XCX was great<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/consequence.net\/2026\/08\/lesbian-mud-wrestling-breaks-out-at-lollapalooza-2026\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">there was lesbian mud wrestling<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" data-instgrm-captioned=\"\" data-instgrm-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/reel\/DbjjT2pJK9v\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" data-instgrm-version=\"14\" style=\" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:500px; min-width:326px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);\">\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p><script>\n\t\t!function(f,b,e,v,n,t,s){if(f.fbq)return;n=f.fbq=function(){n.callMethod?\n\t\tn.callMethod.apply(n,arguments):n.queue.push(arguments)};if(!f._fbq)f._fbq=n;\n\t\tn.push=n;n.loaded=!0;n.version='2.0';n.queue=[];t=b.createElement(e);t.async=1;\n\t\tt.src=v;s=b.getElementsByTagName(e)[0];s.parentNode.insertBefore(t,s)}(window,\n\t\tdocument,'script','https:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/fbevents.js');\n\t\tfbq('init', '1753966171496536');\n\t\tfbq('set','agent','tmgoogletagmanager', '1753966171496536');\n\t\tfbq('track', \"PageView\");\n\t<\/script><script defer crossorigin=\"anonymous\" src=\"https:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/sdk.js#xfbml=1&#038;version=v7.0&#038;appId=434175690014\" nonce=\"6gwmbCtM\"><\/script><script async src=\"\/\/www.instagram.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/><script async=\"async\" data-cfasync=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/pl30214220.effectivecpmnetwork.com\/9ab3d4df8a7e1a6171e16ddbf732cc19\/invoke.js\"><\/script>\r\n<div id=\"container-9ab3d4df8a7e1a6171e16ddbf732cc19\"><\/div>\r\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You really didn\u2019t think we were going to make it through Lollapalooza without a urine story, did you? 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