{"id":21888,"date":"2026-07-30T09:47:45","date_gmt":"2026-07-30T04:47:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/?p=21888"},"modified":"2026-07-30T09:47:45","modified_gmt":"2026-07-30T04:47:45","slug":"my-neighbor-put-up-a-beware-of-dog-sign-he-does-not-have-a-dog-just-a-fat-judgemental-cat-named-gerald","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/?p=21888","title":{"rendered":"My neighbor put up a \u201cBeware of Dog\u201d sign. He does not have a dog. Just a fat judgemental cat named Gerald."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script>\r\n  atOptions = {\r\n    'key' : '644b717812d811d6a1c1fc5b6ccd6fa6',\r\n    'format' : 'iframe',\r\n    'height' : 90,\r\n    'width' : 728,\r\n    'params' : {}\r\n  };\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script src=\"https:\/\/www.highperformanceformat.com\/644b717812d811d6a1c1fc5b6ccd6fa6\/invoke.js\"><\/script>\r\n<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/mildlyinfuriating\/comments\/1vagptb\/my_neighbor_put_up_a_beware_of_dog_sign_he_does\/\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/preview.redd.it\/xxa9tdx92agh1.jpeg?width=640&amp;crop=smart&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=22d1d194f63c2c5c2804786b524b69a8340fc463\" alt=\"My neighbor put up a \u201cBeware of Dog\u201d sign. He does not have a dog. Just a fat judgemental cat named Gerald.\" title=\"My neighbor put up a \u201cBeware of Dog\u201d sign. He does not have a dog. Just a fat judgemental cat named Gerald.\" \/> <\/a> <\/td>\n<td> <!-- SC_OFF --><\/p>\n<div class=\"md\">\n<p>Moved into my new place, saw the sign on his fence, gave him a wide berth for two weeks assuming there was some kind of unit back there. Finally met him taking out the trash. No dog. Just Gerald, a fat orange cat who sits in the window and watches me get my mail with what I can only describe as contempt.<\/p>\n<p>I tried to win him over because I think hes actually a cute little guy but when I tried to give him catnip he started clawing me. Idk what I did to Gerald but ig ill just have to deal with it\u2026<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><!-- SC_ON --> &#032; submitted by &#032; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/user\/Sea_Brilliant_4690\"> \/u\/Sea_Brilliant_4690 <\/a> &#032; to &#032; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/mildlyinfuriating\/\"> r\/mildlyinfuriating <\/a> <br \/> <span><a href=\"https:\/\/i.redd.it\/xxa9tdx92agh1.jpeg\"><\/a><\/span> &#032; <span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/mildlyinfuriating\/comments\/1vagptb\/my_neighbor_put_up_a_beware_of_dog_sign_he_does\/\">[comments]<\/a><\/span> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<script async=\"async\" data-cfasync=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/pl30214220.effectivecpmnetwork.com\/9ab3d4df8a7e1a6171e16ddbf732cc19\/invoke.js\"><\/script>\r\n<div id=\"container-9ab3d4df8a7e1a6171e16ddbf732cc19\"><\/div>\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moved into my new place, saw the sign on his fence, gave him a wide berth for two weeks assuming there was some kind of unit back there. Finally met him taking out the trash. No dog. 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