{"id":21705,"date":"2026-07-30T05:47:24","date_gmt":"2026-07-30T00:47:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/?p=21705"},"modified":"2026-07-30T05:47:24","modified_gmt":"2026-07-30T00:47:24","slug":"jordan-klepper-roasts-trumps-drug-boat-policy-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/?p=21705","title":{"rendered":"Jordan Klepper Roasts Trump&#8217;s Drug Boat Policy Fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script>\r\n  atOptions = {\r\n    'key' : '644b717812d811d6a1c1fc5b6ccd6fa6',\r\n    'format' : 'iframe',\r\n    'height' : 90,\r\n    'width' : 728,\r\n    'params' : {}\r\n  };\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script src=\"https:\/\/www.highperformanceformat.com\/644b717812d811d6a1c1fc5b6ccd6fa6\/invoke.js\"><\/script>\r\n<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div xmlns:default=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title  \">\n<p>      <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">\u201cHell, yeah! 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