{"id":17099,"date":"2026-07-25T20:32:47","date_gmt":"2026-07-25T15:32:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/?p=17099"},"modified":"2026-07-25T20:32:47","modified_gmt":"2026-07-25T15:32:47","slug":"donald-trumps-correspondents-dinner-speech-was-a-spectacular-disaster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/?p=17099","title":{"rendered":"Donald Trump&#8217;s Correspondents&#8217; Dinner Speech was a Spectacular Disaster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script>\r\n  atOptions = {\r\n    'key' : '644b717812d811d6a1c1fc5b6ccd6fa6',\r\n    'format' : 'iframe',\r\n    'height' : 90,\r\n    'width' : 728,\r\n    'params' : {}\r\n  };\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script src=\"https:\/\/www.highperformanceformat.com\/644b717812d811d6a1c1fc5b6ccd6fa6\/invoke.js\"><\/script>\r\n<br \/>\n<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/consequence.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Donald-Trump.jpeg?quality=80\" \/><\/p>\n<div data-id=\"1613893\" data-title=\"The Saddest Roast\" data-url=\"https:\/\/consequence.net\/2026\/07\/trump-white-house-correspondents-dinner\/\" data-page=\"1\" data-pages=\"2\">\n<p>Legend has it that <a href=\"https:\/\/consequence.net\/tag\/donald-trump\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Donald Trump<\/a>\u2019s decision to run for president can be traced back to the 2011 White House Correspondents\u2019 Dinner, when President Obama openly mocked Trump, who was in attendance, after years of Trump pushing the birther conspiracy theory. Trump never attended the Correspondents\u2019 Dinner Again, including during his first term in office \u2014 that was until this year. After the initially scheduled dinner was postponed following an <a href=\"https:\/\/consequence.net\/2026\/04\/trump-evacuated-white-house-correspondents-dinner\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">attempt by a gunman to breach the event<\/a>, a rescheduled, scaled-down gathering took place at the Waldorf Astoria in Washington, D.C., on Friday night.<\/p>\n<p>Traditionally, presidents\u2019 speeches at the Correspondents\u2019 Dinner are a mix of self-deprecation and good-spirited potshots at the press and political foes. Trump, clearly with an axe to grind against many present in the room (and others who weren\u2019t), opted instead for a sort of Comedy Central-style roast. The only problem was that no one else participated in said roast, the jokes weren\u2019t any good, and no one (aside from a few Trump sycophants) was laughing. Trump also frequently got sidetracked by digressions about the White House Ballroom, chandeliers, the UFC fight at the White House, his Freedom 250 speech, how he is treated by the press, and Iran.<\/p>\n<p>About 20 minutes into his 65-minute speech, even Trump began to realize it wasn\u2019t going well and started to speed through the jokes, at times even calling out the person who wrote the line. By the end, he admitted the whole thing was \u201cstupid.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Related Video<\/p>\n<p><strong>A selection of Trump\u2019s most noteworthy lines:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis place is really the largest group of Trump Derangement Syndrome people ever put together at one time, I suspect. Some of you are lucky that our last dinner was cut short, because I had brought with me what would possibly have been consider \u2014 I\u2019m telling you, I had something. I was going to go after you. I feel so badly doing this.\u201d (Crickets)<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAfter hearing the gunshots, many people yelled \u2018Get down!\u2019 which caused Nicki Minaj to start twerking. Can you believe it? She\u2019s the only one that really understood what that meant.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTonight\u2019s event is even crazier than the last time. In fact, it\u2019s so successful that I\u2019ve been informed by CBS News\u2019s David Ellison \u2014 who\u2019s going to do a\u2026 he\u2019s the owner. He bought it, spent a lot of money, and he\u2019s going to make, I think, fantastic changes and keep some of the great stuff going. But next year, they\u2019re going to call it the Trump White House Correspondents\u2019 Dinner.\u201d (Crickets)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><script>\n\t\t!function(f,b,e,v,n,t,s){if(f.fbq)return;n=f.fbq=function(){n.callMethod?\n\t\tn.callMethod.apply(n,arguments):n.queue.push(arguments)};if(!f._fbq)f._fbq=n;\n\t\tn.push=n;n.loaded=!0;n.version='2.0';n.queue=[];t=b.createElement(e);t.async=1;\n\t\tt.src=v;s=b.getElementsByTagName(e)[0];s.parentNode.insertBefore(t,s)}(window,\n\t\tdocument,'script','https:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/fbevents.js');\n\t\tfbq('init', '1753966171496536');\n\t\tfbq('set','agent','tmgoogletagmanager', '1753966171496536');\n\t\tfbq('track', \"PageView\");\n\t<\/script><script defer crossorigin=\"anonymous\" src=\"https:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/sdk.js#xfbml=1&#038;version=v7.0&#038;appId=434175690014\" nonce=\"6gwmbCtM\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/><script async=\"async\" data-cfasync=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/pl30214220.effectivecpmnetwork.com\/9ab3d4df8a7e1a6171e16ddbf732cc19\/invoke.js\"><\/script>\r\n<div id=\"container-9ab3d4df8a7e1a6171e16ddbf732cc19\"><\/div>\r\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Legend has it that Donald Trump\u2019s decision to run for president can be traced back to the 2011 White House Correspondents\u2019 Dinner, when President Obama openly mocked Trump, who was in attendance, after years of Trump pushing the birther conspiracy theory. 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