{"id":16879,"date":"2026-07-25T15:20:25","date_gmt":"2026-07-25T10:20:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/?p=16879"},"modified":"2026-07-25T15:20:25","modified_gmt":"2026-07-25T10:20:25","slug":"gary-lost-his-straight-in-the-war-42-people-who-won-the-internet-with-their-witty-twitter-comments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/?p=16879","title":{"rendered":"\u201cGary Lost His Straight In The War\u201d: 42 People Who Won The Internet With Their Witty Twitter Comments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script>\r\n  atOptions = {\r\n    'key' : '644b717812d811d6a1c1fc5b6ccd6fa6',\r\n    'format' : 'iframe',\r\n    'height' : 90,\r\n    'width' : 728,\r\n    'params' : {}\r\n  };\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script src=\"https:\/\/www.highperformanceformat.com\/644b717812d811d6a1c1fc5b6ccd6fa6\/invoke.js\"><\/script>\r\n<br \/>\n<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/funny-twitter-comments-fb3.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<div id=\"list-text-3\">\n<p>The internet has brought us a lot of things: Happiness, sadness, anger, knowledge, new friends, and a whole lot of laughter. 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