{"id":12653,"date":"2026-07-21T15:08:08","date_gmt":"2026-07-21T10:08:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/?p=12653"},"modified":"2026-07-21T15:08:08","modified_gmt":"2026-07-21T10:08:08","slug":"kelly-clarkson-tells-hilarious-tmi-story-about-bathroom-nightmare-says-she-thought-she-had-lettuce-parasite-just-jared-celebrity-news-and-gossip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/usnews-14267fa.ingress-comporellon.ewp.live\/?p=12653","title":{"rendered":"Kelly Clarkson Tells Hilarious &#8216;TMI&#8217; Story About Bathroom Nightmare, Says She Thought She Had Lettuce Parasite &#8211; Just Jared &#8211; Celebrity News and Gossip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script>\r\n  atOptions = {\r\n    'key' : '644b717812d811d6a1c1fc5b6ccd6fa6',\r\n    'format' : 'iframe',\r\n    'height' : 90,\r\n    'width' : 728,\r\n    'params' : {}\r\n  };\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script src=\"https:\/\/www.highperformanceformat.com\/644b717812d811d6a1c1fc5b6ccd6fa6\/invoke.js\"><\/script>\r\n<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div id=\"post-2251451\">\n<p>\t\t\t\t<!-- Franchise logo or primary category --><\/p>\n<p>\t\t\t\t<!-- post title --><\/p>\n<p><!-- \/post title --><\/p>\n<p><!-- subheader --><\/p>\n<p>\t\t\t\t<!-- post thumbnail --><\/p>\n<figure class=\"tpd-post-thumbnail-container caption_belowImage credit_onImage\"><img width=\"788\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.justjared.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/kelly-clarkson-bathroom-nightmare-788x444.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium tpd-force-16x9-aspect-ratio wp-post-image\" alt=\"Kelly Clarkson performing at her Vegas show\" decoding=\"sync\" fetchpriority=\"high\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.justjared.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/kelly-clarkson-bathroom-nightmare-428x241.jpg 428w, https:\/\/www.justjared.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/kelly-clarkson-bathroom-nightmare-788x444.jpg 788w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 430px) 100px, 788px\" loading=\"eager\"\/><figcaption><span class=\"credit-text\">Credit: Just Jared<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<!-- \/post thumbnail --><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.justjared.com\/tags\/kelly-clarkson\/\" class=\"celebrity-tag-link\"><strong class=\"celebrity-tag-strong\">Kelly Clarkson<\/strong><\/a> told a hilarious story at her latest concert that had the audience rolling with laughter. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Grammy-winning singer is currently back in Las Vegas for the return of her <em>Studio Sessions<\/em> residency at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace. After her first show back on Friday, July 17, <strong>Kelly<\/strong> had an awful night in the bathroom at her hotel. She recounted the story to the audience at her show on Saturday, July 18. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI don\u2019t know what\u2019s wrong with me,\u201d <strong>Kelly<\/strong> said. \u201cI don\u2019t know if I got that thing that people, like, eat lettuce s\u2013t. I don\u2019t know, okay? I don\u2019t know what the f\u2013k. But last night during the show, I was like, \u2018oh my god, Jesus.\u2019 And I get back to my room and I had never been so happy that there was not a man in the room, because he would never make sweet love to this again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><center> <\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"tiktok-embed\" cite=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@justjared\/video\/7664136409439112462\" data-video-id=\"7664136409439112462\" style=\"max-width: 605px;min-width: 325px;\">\n<section> <a title=\"@justjared\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@justjared?refer=embed\" target=\"_blank\" aria-label=\"(opens in a new tab)\">@justjared<\/a> Kelly Clarkson thought she contracted the lettuce parasite after her Friday night show in Las Vegas and she spent the night in the bathroom, a story she hilariously told to the audience at Saturday\u2019s show. You won\u2019t be able to stop laughing after hearing this one! ? <a title=\"kellyclarkson\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/kellyclarkson?refer=embed\" target=\"_blank\" aria-label=\"(opens in a new tab)\">#KellyClarkson<\/a> <a title=\"? original sound - Just Jared\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/music\/original-sound-7664136656517139213?refer=embed\" target=\"_blank\" aria-label=\"(opens in a new tab)\">? original sound \u2013 Just Jared<\/a> <\/section>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> <\/center><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201c<em>Bridesmaids<\/em> ain\u2019t got s\u2013t on what happened in my room,\u201d <strong>Kelly<\/strong> added.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAnd you know the part where you think it\u2019s over, where you\u2019re like, it has to be over? No, girl!\u201d <strong>Kelly<\/strong> continued, as she ran across the stage. \u201cBut you know what\u2019s awesome? They have, like, warm toilets for you here. Ohhhh, I\u2019ll be single \u2018til I\u2019m dead. It\u2019s fine. I\u2019m gonna find another weird motherf\u2014er out there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The story came up while <strong>Kelly<\/strong> was bringing up one of her band members, who she texted about the story that morning. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHe\u2019s like, \u2018Why do you talk? Just sing. All you need to do is sing.\u2019 But he\u2019s that guy I text the next day,\u201d <strong>Kelly<\/strong> said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kelly thankfully felt fine for the Saturday night show!<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Check out <a href=\"https:\/\/www.justjared.com\/2026\/07\/20\/kelly-clarkson-updates-vegas-residency-setlist-for-2026-shows-proves-shes-still-one-of-the-greatest-live-vocalists\/\">the new set list for <strong>Kelly<\/strong>\u2018s second run<\/a> of the residency. <\/p>\n<p class=\"categories single-categories\">Posted To:<a href=\"https:\/\/www.justjared.com\/tags\/kelly-clarkson\/\" rel=\"tag\">Kelly Clarkson<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/www.tiktok.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/><script async=\"async\" data-cfasync=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/pl30214220.effectivecpmnetwork.com\/9ab3d4df8a7e1a6171e16ddbf732cc19\/invoke.js\"><\/script>\r\n<div id=\"container-9ab3d4df8a7e1a6171e16ddbf732cc19\"><\/div>\r\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Credit: Just Jared Kelly Clarkson told a hilarious story at her latest concert that had the audience rolling with laughter. 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